Friday, March 14, 2008

A difficult tale.

Wunsaponatyme…there was a grown up lady who lived in a house full of smashed up mirrors.
Now that was really sad, as before she’d lived there, she’d already had enough mirrors smashed, without having to live in a house enduring more smashing. She had plenty needing mended without this onslaught of slivered glass. Some of the mirrors were into such tiny pieces – it was like a shower of splintered ice across the hall carpet. Some would say that was even dangerous.

One day, she told a friend about the mirrors. How can I know who I am if I cannot see my own reflection?

The friend, who was very wise, and deserved a National Award for friendship, amongst many other friends, put her arm around the lady, and wept. She too had noticed the broken mirrors. How would her friend survive? The tears of the two friends were like a large bandage, but they did not stop the mirrors breaking.

Then one day, a wind swept through the hall, and the lady was punched, hard in the solar plexus, pushing a black hole into her. This was worse than the glass. It ended her heart. Almost.

Too long the wind rattled through the hole – and too long the glass remained unswept, until at last, a large hand opened the front door and shouted – leave. Now.

Right down the middle, the lady was crushed, and yet she had to leave. She cried for the wind, for the wind was very stupid to have caused so much damage, when the lady was made of silk and song and child and womb and beautiful patterns, and it parted the marrow from her bones to know the wind would never understand it’s idiotic power, and how to release it’s energy into good.

Leaving a vortex is not easy, even when the vortex is empty and vile.

She was swept up into calm, but not for a long time. Splinters hurt her feet – she walked the crooked dance of one who does not have all the answers yet.

Deep in the woods, another mirror waits. A straight mirror, large and strong, and even a bit fancy, with filigree around the edges, just because the lady liked beautiful patterns. A sturdy mirror. She glances at it, wary of its sturdiness.

The forest is a kind place. Bears sleep under the trees, biding their time, aware that this time the mirror may be quite the right size for the lady, who looks now into its centre, aware of shards of splinters melting in the soles of her feet.

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Monday, February 18, 2008

The Relationship Fairy

I don’t know what point I was trying to make yesterday, because it sounded V Grand in my head, and then – oh, well, anyway I hope it makes some sense.

The Relationship Fairy (RF)
‘So, about this hurt heart thing?’ RF
‘Yes?’ Me
‘Well, I’ve had a look, and you’ll be glad to know your heart has not landed splat on the ground. In fact, I put a trampoline there just in case. It cushions the blow.’ RF
‘Oh, Ok.’ Me
‘And the thing is that very soon you’re going to get asked out on a date.’ RF
‘Oh, right, Ok.’ Me
‘Right indeed. Fine. Now you’ll be needing this.’ RF
‘What is that?’ Me
‘Well it’s sellotape – in case part of your heart falls off and lands in your lap during the date. Just slap a bit of that on - you’ll be fine.’ RF
‘Blimey.’ Me.

Version Two – The horse of love.

Once upon a time you went for a very giddy ride on the horse of love. No saddle, no reins, and oh crap, you landed in a great bit pile of thorny thorns. Very very bad. In fact, a right pain in the epidermis, because the horse took you to the thorns several times before, and you said specifically, don’t take me to the thorns you damn steed, and the horse went la lee la lee la, and you went – you are FIRED horse of love.

Behold, in the field of thorns a pile of onions came beside you, and took off their coats, and you went – oh NO, the bit where I now cry my entire body weight. Yes, said the onions – and here is a book to write in and get the story of the thorns out into.

Behold even more – the onions summoned another horse, and the horse said – come on, let’s go, and the onions shouted;

Do not fear! Get back on a horse! We will always be here if you need cathartic food.

Except the littlest onion for he was frightened of being engulfed by real teeth, and he opted out of the whole you can eat me for solace and to help you reyhdrate thing.

ThE EnD

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